Celebrity picker Marcel DeLisser chooses a lucky winner under the watchful eye of the Oregon Cycling Action security team.
After a week of tabulation, consultation and deliberation, our legal department, which works from the Lemond/Landis building of the Oregon Cycling Action World Headquarters Campus in Switzerland, has determined the winners of our Mt. Hood Cycling Classic Pick the Podium Grand Prize drawing.
Although none of our prognosticators managed to pick the three riders who made the podium in any of the stages, they were all entered in our Grand Prize drawing.
The names of all the drawing contestants were first transported by a team of retired Navy Seals to government laboratories where scientists sealed them in solidified chamois cream. They were transported again, this time via stealth fighter jet and a mule train, to an undisclosed location where celebrity judge Marcel DeLisser chose the winners at random.
Grand Prize winner TAZMAN gets these KCNC titanium road skewers . Second Grand Prize winner MANG has earned these colorful brake hoods to brighten up the ride. Third Grand Prize winner MKM gets to sport an Oregon Cycling Action T-shirt and be the envy of her neighborhood.
Trust me, an Oregon Cycling Action t-shirt is what it takes to be envy of my neighborhood. Thank you for the sartorial splendor and the excellent contest!